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Sleaze
University

Essays, lectures, and frameworks. A master's program in self-pleasure.

Mission Statement

The foundational belief of Sleaze University is that a well-satisfied population makes the world a happier, kinder place. This is not a small claim. We mean it literally.

Our curriculum is designed to turn master fakers — people who have learned to perform satisfaction, to perform desire, to perform pleasure — into true masters. People who know what they want, can ask for it, and can receive it without apology.

Course Catalog

Current Semester

6 courses available

A foundational course in dismantling inherited shame and developing a personal philosophy of pleasure. We examine where shame comes from, how it operates, and how to begin the process of disentangling desire from the moral frameworks that were imposed upon it without consent.

Prerequisites: None. Curiosity required.

An examination of desire as a lived, embodied experience — before it becomes fantasy, before it becomes language, in the moment of pure wanting. Draws on phenomenology, neuroscience, and personal testimony to map the actual felt experience of desire.

Prerequisites: SU-101 or equivalent self-awareness.

Where did all this shame come from? A historical and cultural examination of how human societies have systematically weaponized desire against their own members — and why. From religious frameworks to contemporary purity culture, we trace the genealogy of sexual shame.

Prerequisites: SU-101.

A rigorous examination of non-normative desire — not as pathology, not as rebellion, but as information. What do your kinks know about you that you haven't yet admitted to yourself? We treat desire as a text to be read with intelligence and without judgment.

Prerequisites: SU-201, SU-202.

The most underrated erotic skill is language. This course treats communication not as a prerequisite to sex but as a form of sex — intimate, vulnerable, and transformative. We examine how to ask for what you want, how to hear what another person wants, and how language itself can be an erotic act.

Prerequisites: SU-201.

The centerpiece of Sleaze University. A comprehensive program for turning master fakers into true masters of self-pleasure. The thesis: a well-satisfied population makes a happier, kinder world. This is not a small claim. We mean it literally.

The program covers: the architecture of authentic desire, the practice of radical honesty in intimate contexts, the ethics of pleasure, and the development of a personal philosophy of satisfaction that can survive contact with the real world.

Prerequisites: All 300-level courses. A willingness to be honest.